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- <h2>Who the hell are you?</h2>
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- <a href="http://www.pinion.gg" class="image">
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- <h2>What the hell is this?</h2>
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- <!-- Unql -->
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- <h2>In the beginning.</h2>
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- There was SQL.
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- And it was okay.
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- <h2>And then...</h2>
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- <p>There was noSQL!</p>
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- <p>And it scaled and it was all javascripty and all the hipsters loved it and everyone was happy.
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- <h2>But then you want to actually use it</h2>
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- <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;">
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-var request = http.request({
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- host: 'couchdb.internet.com',
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- auth: 'zer0c00l:God'
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- host: 'couchdb.internet.com',
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- path: '/awesomedb/_bulk_docs',
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-</code></pre>
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- <h2>unql-node</h2>
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- <a href="https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node">
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- https://github.com/sgentle/unql-node
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- <p>It's like SQL for NoSQL</p>
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- <h2>Deletin' stuff</h2>
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-> delete from checkins where username.match(/\d{4}$/) && timestamp > (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7
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- </code></pre>
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- <h2>Why don't we take all the data...</h2>
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-> create collection nag_old_users
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-> insert into nag_old_users select {username: username, email: email} from user where last_login < (new Date()).getTime()-1000*60*60*24*7
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- </code></pre>
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- <h2>And put it over here!</h2>
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- <h2>Want to see my awesome LALR recursive descent parser?</h2>
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- <h2>Nope!</h2>
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- <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;">
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-handle /delete from (\S+)(?: where (.*))?/, (db, expr, cb) ->
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- query = "update #{db} set _deleted = true"
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- processExpr query, cb
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- <h2>There I fixed it.</h2>
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- <h2>noDB</h2>
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- <p>So you want to add some persistence to your simple web app.</p>
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- <p>Okay so just require that each user have a couch installation.</p>
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- <p>Or make redis a dependency. Probably include some build scripts or something to make it easier since it's the only thing in the app that needs to be compiled.</p>
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- <img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/72/ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png/539px-ER_Diagram_MMORPG.png">
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- <p>Maybe it would be easier to build SQLite?</p>
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- <h2>Nope!</h2>
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- <h2>noDB</h2>
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- <p>SQL < noSQL < noDB</p>
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- <h2>Super simple</h2>
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- <pre><code contenteditable style="font-size: 18px; margin-top: 20px;" class="javascript">
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-var users = JSON.parse(fs.readFileSync('data/users.json'))
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- <h2>Session storage too!</h2>
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- <h2>It's basically Redis</h2>
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- <small>It's not really</small>
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- <h2>But it is:</h2>
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- <h2>Databases: Fixed</h2>
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- <h2>I would like to make some information available on the internet.</h2>
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- <h2>So find a shared hosting provider or something.</h2>
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- <p>But they're kind of crappy</p>
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- <h2>So I'll just run my own</h2>
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- <p>On nginx or express or something!</p>
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- <p>But load balancing and updates and bugs and oh no.</p>
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- <h2>Oh I know!</h2>
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- Augh. I wish I could just shove all this right on Akamai
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- <p>...</p>
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- <p>Why not?</p>
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- <h2>Step 0: Generate static site</h2>
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- <p>Use whatever you want. We really like <a href="http://jade-lang.com/">Jade.</a></p>
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-!!! 5
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- // BEGIN Content
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- Welcome to zombocom!
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- <h2>make</h2>
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- <p>It's cheap. 18c per GB</p>
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- <p>You don't have to deal directly with Akamai. Keep your soul!</p>
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- <p><a href="http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/">http://www.rackspace.com/cloud/public/files/</a></p>
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- <p>There's a node library for that.</p>
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- <p><a href="https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles">https://github.com/nodejitsu/node-cloudfiles</a></p>
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- <p>There's also some tooling for that.</p>
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- <p><a href="https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader">https://github.com/PinionTech/cloud-loader</a></p>
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-coffee cloud-loader.coffee -x localDir cloudContainer
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-curl -i -X GET -H "X-Auth-User: pinion" -H "X-Auth-Key: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://auth.api.rackspacecloud.com/v1.0"
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-curl -X POST -H "X-Container-Meta-Web-Index: index.html" -H "X-Auth-Token: XXXXXXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXX" "https://storage101.dfw1.clouddrive.com/v1/MossoCloudFS_ad499859-aaed-43c6-813b-5e1c545f85cf/pinion-www
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- <p>Go do something useful instead.</p>
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- <p>Yeah, it's harder to do pretty URLs.</p>
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- <h2>So fixed</h2>
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- <h2>But sometimes it is</h2>
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- var notes = false;
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- head.ready( function() {
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- // Fires when a slide with data-state=customevent is activated
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- Reveal.addEventListener( 'customevent', function() {
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- console.log( '"customevent" has fired' );
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- } );
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- // Fires each time a new slide is activated
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- Reveal.addEventListener( 'slidechanged', function( event ) {
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- // event.previousSlide, event.currentSlide, event.indexh, event.indexv
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- } );
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-
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- // Full list of configuration options available here:
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- // https://github.com/hakimel/reveal.js#configuration
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- Reveal.initialize({
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- controls: true,
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- progress: true,
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- history: true,
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- theme: Reveal.getQueryHash().theme || 'default', // default/neon/beige
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- transition: Reveal.getQueryHash().transition || 'default' // default/cube/page/concave/linear(2d)
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- });
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- // Load highlight.js for syntax highlighting of code samples
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- head.js( 'lib/js/highlight.js', function() {
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- hljs.initHighlightingOnLoad();
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- } );
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- } );
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- // Scripts that should be loaded before initializing
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- // If the browser doesn't support classList, load a polyfill
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- if( !document.body.classList ) {
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- head.js( 'lib/js/classList.js' );
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- }
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-
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- // Load markdown parser if there are slides defined using markdown
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- if( document.querySelector( '[data-markdown]' ) ) {
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- scripts.push( 'lib/js/showdown.js' );
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- scripts.push( 'lib/js/data-markdown.js' );
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- }
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- scripts.push( 'js/reveal.js' );
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-
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- // If we're runnning the notes server we need to include some additional JS
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- // TODO Is there a better way to determine if we're running the notes server?
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- if( window.location.host === 'localhost:1947' || notes === true) {
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- scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' );
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- scripts.push( 'plugin/speakernotes/client.js' );
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- }
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-
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- if( multiplex.id !== null ) {
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- scripts.push( 'socket.io/socket.io.js' );
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- scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/client.js' );
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-
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- if( multiplex.secret !== null ) {
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- scripts.push( 'plugin/multiplex/master.js' );
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- }
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- }
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-
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- // Load the scripts and, when completed, initialize reveal.js
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- head.js.apply( null, scripts );
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-
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- </script>
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-
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- </body>
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-</html>
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David Banham