The fastest way to space

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Make your way to space in the comfort of your own rocket, elevator or transporter.

Book Today!

Even if you're traveling tomorrow, you can still get tickets today. We have a number of conveniently located ports around the globe to service everyone.

Go anywhere

If you need to get to space today, why not try out a transporter? Despite the claims, there has been no deaths in the last 6 weeks!

RocketBus®

For cheapest fares, catch the next RocketBus® to the stars. Cheaper on your wallet, and easiest way to make friends.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Our Transport Systems

Learn more about our transport systems to find out which one is right for you. Pick out the mode of transport that works for your budget and risk level.

Transporter

  • 8 second travel time
  • Chance of death only 1 in 7,593
  • Low price of only $15.99!

Space Elevator

  • 8 hour scenic ride
  • Only 1 horrific death per 12,456
  • Only $45.99 if you book today!

RocketBus

  • 8 minute scenic ride
  • Plunging death rate of under 1/100k
  • $74.99 lets you blast off today!

A dream that became a reality and spread throughout the stars.

Plan Your Trip Today!

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Forecast

All systems are operational

  • Transporters
  • Space Elevator
  • RocketBus

The National Weather Service has issued a solar flare watch for the following time periods. Please plan accordingly:

  • February 9th, 21:43
  • May 18, 19:82
  • July 4, 08:42

Technically, transporting means making a clone of yourself and killing off the other one. If you believe in a soul, you should be aware of this fact before attempting travel using a transporter.